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(vegan) olive pesto.
ingredients:2 handfuls of kalamata olives1 bunch of basil12 sun-dried toms 2 handfuls of spinach2 heaping spoonfuls of light misojuice of 1 lemon
directions:pulse all dat together.dump onto preferred dish.
(pictured on [spiralized] zucchini and [kelp noodles].with 1 box of grape toms, halved and sprinkled with [nooch].)

(vegan) olive pesto.

2 handfuls of kalamata olives
1 bunch of basil
12 sun-dried toms
 2 handfuls of spinach
2 heaping spoonfuls of light miso
juice of 1 lemon

pulse all dat together.
dump onto preferred dish.

(pictured on [spiralized] zucchini and [kelp noodles].
with 1 box of grape toms, halved and sprinkled with [nooch].)


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6 notes &

(raw vegan) mexican chocolate “ice cream”.

2 ripe bananas
2 frozen bananas
6 ice cubes
4 large spoonfuls of [homemade raw tahini]
2 large spoonfuls of cocoa powder
1 tsp vanilla extract
a few dashes of cinnamon
a pinch of cayenne
stevia to taste (or other sweetener of choice: perhaps raw honey/dates/maple syrup)

blend everything in a blender/food processor.

if you’re feeling fancy:
top with cacao nibs and more cinnamon

(makes 2 LARGE servings)


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13 notes &

dinner: a very large salad doused in green goddess dressing.

4 large spoonfuls of [homemade raw tahini]
juice of 1 lemon
a large spoonful of white miso
4 cloves of garlic
1 tsp salt
a large handful of parsley
2 green onions
enough water to reach desired consistency (I don’t use much because I like it reeeaalll creamy)

puree all ingredients in a food processor.
dump on salad of choice or use it as a dip for crudites/chips/your face.

(for 2 large dinner salads)


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